Julianna Funnies
While taking a shower with me on Friday Julianna decided she wanted to compare body parts. First she said:
"I have small hands, you have big hands."
"Yes that's right."
"Mommy has big legs, I have small legs."
"Right again!"
"Mommy has a BIG butt, I have a small butt! (giggle)" -Yes she emphasized BIG!
"Yes Julianna I have a big butt."
"Mommy also has a BIG chest, mine's small."
"Alright Julianna ready to get out now?"
We went out to eat this evening and before we left to go back home she said she had to go potty. The whole walk to the restroom she proceeds to say in a rather loud voice "Oh mommy I have to Poooooop!" We walked the rest of the way with me correcting her to use the word "Potty".
While on the toilet she looks behind it and sees a toilet brush.
"Mommy what is that?"
"Its a toilet brush."
"Whats it for?"
"To clean the toilet."
"Oh its the toilet's tooth brush!" (she turns and pats the toilet tank)
"Um, sort of. You think the toilet has teeth?"
"Yep!"